Taking a call girl to an STD fair...

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i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

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howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

his first name is Mr.

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

his first name is Mr.

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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